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Starting DialogGuard Landau: You know where evolution failed? Merkbees.
NakanoAzusa: What do you mean?
Guard Landau: What's the point of being a merkbee? Wow, cool, I'm a
Guard Landau: big blob with teeth. What do they even do? What do
Guard Landau: merkbees do in their free time? Tell me that.
HiiragiKagami: You sure do think a lot, mister.
Guard Landau: Nothing. They just sit there. And then you know what
Guard Landau: happens? Captain Damien comes up to me and says,
Guard Landau: "What's going on with the merkbee situation?" And
Guard Landau: what am I supposed to say? I don't know what's going
Guard Landau: on with the merkbee situation. Are you gonna give me
Guard Landau: a raise if find out? 'Cause I know I'm not gonna spend
Guard Landau: all day fighting those damn things. I just tell him that
Guard Landau: it's all clear. If he spent a little less time putting eyeliner
Guard Landau: on in the morning maybe he'd notice that I haven't
Guard Landau: moved in the past six months.
HiiragiKagami: I guess we should just take care of it for him, master.
Reminder DialogGuard Landau: I think he wears contacts, too. No way that's his
Guard Landau: natural eye color.
Completion DialogGuard Landau: Were you looking at them? Did you see how stupid they
Guard Landau: look? Merkbees are the worst. comments powered by Disqus
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