Guard Landau: You know where evolution failed? Merkbees. NakanoAzusa: What do you mean? Guard Landau: What's the point of being a merkbee? Wow, cool, I'm a Guard Landau: big blob with teeth. What do they even do? What do Guard Landau: merkbees do in their free time? Tell me that. HiiragiKagami: You sure do think a lot, mister. Guard Landau: Nothing. They just sit there. And then you know what Guard Landau: happens? Captain Damien comes up to me and says, Guard Landau: "What's going on with the merkbee situation?" And Guard Landau: what am I supposed to say? I don't know what's going Guard Landau: on with the merkbee situation. Are you gonna give me Guard Landau: a raise if find out? 'Cause I know I'm not gonna spend Guard Landau: all day fighting those damn things. I just tell him that Guard Landau: it's all clear. If he spent a little less time putting eyeliner Guard Landau: on in the morning maybe he'd notice that I haven't Guard Landau: moved in the past six months. HiiragiKagami: I guess we should just take care of it for him, master.
Reminder Dialog
Guard Landau: I think he wears contacts, too. No way that's his Guard Landau: natural eye color.
Completion Dialog
Guard Landau: Were you looking at them? Did you see how stupid they Guard Landau: look? Merkbees are the worst.
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