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Starting DialogGuard Landau: Captain Damien hasn't pissed me off at all today.
NakanoAzusa: Maybe because things have finally been getting done
NakanoAzusa: around here.
Guard Landau: What, now you want me to thank you? Because you
Guard Landau: have a compulsion to right every wrong in the world?
Guard Landau: You need me to get on my knees and spitshine your
Guard Landau: shoes? I didn't ask you to help! I was getting along just
Guard Landau: fine without you. I made it this far. I'm still alive.
Guard Landau: When's the last time you heard me say the word "help?"
HiiragiKagami: He never did ask for our help.
Guard Landau: Hey, but can you guys help me out with something?
HiiragiKagami: You are so annoying!
Guard Landau: I hate being a guard, right?
Guard Landau: But I'm really good at picking out things that are wrong.
HiiragiKagami: It sure seems that way.
Guard Landau: So, I decided I'm going to be the head of the guard!
HiiragiKagami: You can't just decide to be the boss!
Guard Landau: I'll do it! You think I won't do it? I'll do it!
NakanoAzusa: Is that the whole idea? Or is there more?
Guard Landau: All I need is a tiger's tooth. If I have that, I'm pretty
Guard Landau: sure I can convince the other guards that I'm in charge
Guard Landau: around here. They can't get a tiger tooth, that's for
Guard Landau: sure. They're just about the worst soldiers in the world.
Guard Landau: I'd rather have punkies for guards than this rag-tag
Guard Landau: group of good-for-nothing scrubs.
NakanoAzusa: Do you think you'll do a good job?
Guard Landau: I'll whip these guys into shape.
NakanoAzusa: Okay, well where can I find a tiger?
Guard Landau: Oh, so I'm a tour guide now? You want me to draw a
Guard Landau: map for you? Are cartesian coordinates okay for you?
Guard Landau: Do you want a topographical map? Contour lines every
Guard Landau: hundred yards sound good? Why don't I just kill the
Guard Landau: tiger myself and drag it back for you? Does that fit into
Guard Landau: your schedule better?
Reminder DialogGuard Landau: Hang on, I'm just putting the finishing touches on the
Guard Landau: concentric circles around Mt. Hessian...
Completion DialogGuard Landau: Wow. First piece of good news I've heard all day. Now
Guard Landau: I can rule the oasis post!
HiiragiKagami: I don't think this plan was thought all the way through...
Guard Landau: Pretty good, pretty good! comments powered by Disqus
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