Guard Landau: Captain Damien hasn't pissed me off at all today. NakanoAzusa: Maybe because things have finally been getting done NakanoAzusa: around here. Guard Landau: What, now you want me to thank you? Because you Guard Landau: have a compulsion to right every wrong in the world? Guard Landau: You need me to get on my knees and spitshine your Guard Landau: shoes? I didn't ask you to help! I was getting along just Guard Landau: fine without you. I made it this far. I'm still alive. Guard Landau: When's the last time you heard me say the word "help?" HiiragiKagami: He never did ask for our help. Guard Landau: Hey, but can you guys help me out with something? NakanoAzusa: ... HiiragiKagami: You are so annoying! Guard Landau: I hate being a guard, right? NakanoAzusa: Right. Guard Landau: But I'm really good at picking out things that are wrong. HiiragiKagami: It sure seems that way. Guard Landau: So, I decided I'm going to be the head of the guard! HiiragiKagami: You can't just decide to be the boss! Guard Landau: I'll do it! You think I won't do it? I'll do it! NakanoAzusa: Is that the whole idea? Or is there more? Guard Landau: All I need is a tiger's tooth. If I have that, I'm pretty Guard Landau: sure I can convince the other guards that I'm in charge Guard Landau: around here. They can't get a tiger tooth, that's for Guard Landau: sure. They're just about the worst soldiers in the world. Guard Landau: I'd rather have punkies for guards than this rag-tag Guard Landau: group of good-for-nothing scrubs. NakanoAzusa: Do you think you'll do a good job? Guard Landau: I'll whip these guys into shape. NakanoAzusa: Okay, well where can I find a tiger? Guard Landau: Oh, so I'm a tour guide now? You want me to draw a Guard Landau: map for you? Are cartesian coordinates okay for you? Guard Landau: Do you want a topographical map? Contour lines every Guard Landau: hundred yards sound good? Why don't I just kill the Guard Landau: tiger myself and drag it back for you? Does that fit into Guard Landau: your schedule better?
Reminder Dialog
Guard Landau: Hang on, I'm just putting the finishing touches on the Guard Landau: concentric circles around Mt. Hessian...
Completion Dialog
Guard Landau: Wow. First piece of good news I've heard all day. Now Guard Landau: I can rule the oasis post! HiiragiKagami: I don't think this plan was thought all the way through... Guard Landau: Pretty good, pretty good!
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