Guard Landau: Wow. I hate the Linkies. How am I supposed to do Guard Landau: my job with these punkies running around in the desert? NakanoAzusa: Actually, I think that the desert is the natural habitat of NakanoAzusa: the punkies. Guard Landau: You know what else I hate? My job. So actually, I don't Guard Landau: even care that they're here. I'm happy. So I don't have Guard Landau: to do my job. HiiragiKagami: But won't you get in trouble with the captain? Guard Landau: I don't care! You think I care? I don't care! I hate the Guard Landau: captain, too! I hope I get fired. At least then I won't Guard Landau: have to be a guard. In the desert. HiiragiKagami: Master, why don't we help this guard? He seems like HiiragiKagami: he's having a bad day.
Reminder Dialog
Guard Landau: I hate the desert. It's so hot. Stupid sun.